Barocky Road for the 21st Century Recession

During the Great Depression the ice cream flavor “Rocky Road” was introduced. As everyone’s favorite recession treat grew in popularity, that flavor is still around and popular today.

In honor of the 44th President of the United States,TheyMadoffWithYourMoney.com has introduced a new flavor of ice cream to compliment our modern day struggles: “Barocky Road”.

Barocky Road is a blend of half vanilla, half chocolate, and surrounded by nuts and flakes. The vanilla portion of the blend is not openly advertised and usually denied as an ingredient. The nuts and flakes are all very bitter and hard to swallow.

Unfortunately; due to rising costs, we’ll be charging $100.00 per scoop.

When purchased it will be presented in a large beautiful cone, but then the ice cream is taken away and given to the person in line behind you.

You are left with an empty wallet and no change, holding an empty cone with no hope of getting any ice cream.

Are you stimulated yet?

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