Archive for the ‘Government Goofballs’ Category

Barocky Road for the 21st Century Recession

Wednesday, June 10th, 2009

During the Great Depression the ice cream flavor “Rocky Road” was introduced. As everyone’s favorite recession treat grew in popularity, that flavor is still around and popular today.

In honor of the 44th President of the United States,TheyMadoffWithYourMoney.com has introduced a new flavor of ice cream to compliment our modern day struggles: “Barocky Road”.

Barocky Road is a blend of half vanilla, half chocolate, and surrounded by nuts and flakes. The vanilla portion of the blend is not openly advertised and usually denied as an ingredient. The nuts and flakes are all very bitter and hard to swallow.

Unfortunately; due to rising costs, we’ll be charging $100.00 per scoop.

When purchased it will be presented in a large beautiful cone, but then the ice cream is taken away and given to the person in line behind you.

You are left with an empty wallet and no change, holding an empty cone with no hope of getting any ice cream.

Are you stimulated yet?

Barack to behead the SEC

Friday, May 22nd, 2009

There’s been some news recently that the anointed administration may be on track to strip the Securities and Exchange Commission (SEC) of some of their regulatory powers and hand them over to the Fed. Specifically, some of the ideas include giving the Federal Reserve more power and oversight to monitor firms that are “too big to fail”, and give a special “bank regulator” (a.k.a. Bank Czar) powers separately from the SEC to regulate and control consumer finance products like mortgages and credit cards.

What seems to be happening here is that the Obama Administration is having these conversations and is said to be in the process of drafting written proposals for congress related to the aforementioned regulatory powers; however, the SEC and specifically Mary Shapiro (current SEC chairperson) don’t seem to be apart of the discussions!

How can the Administration and other Government officials have discussions about removing certain powers from the SEC without the SEC’s input? Seems weird, although apparently it’s O.K. these days for the Government to do whatever they want because in the near term appearances suggest they’ve done everything right (did I mention I use sarcasm a lot?) I get it, though. The SEC has a black eye (maybe two black eyes and a broken jaw) over their apparent doltishness in handling recent issues in the markets – like how they missed our buddy Madoff’s $65 Billion ponzi fraud, and R. Alan Stanfords firm, and numerous “droppings-of-the-ball” on other regulatory issues and oversight requirements.

However, is this the right step? Is it right to punish the SEC for their previous mistakes by stripping them of power and their ability to regulate markets? Is it right to centralize everything in the Government? This seems to be a recurring theme in this Administration and I’m surprised more people aren’t concerned. Centralized banking, manufacturing (autos), healthcare, energy…the list goes on. Is this not a deliberate albeit quietly executed maneuver towards Socialism? Oops, I said the dirty word…

That is what appears to be the motive behind this Government. What’s worrisome is that many people are hurt and scared from being hit in this recession that they’re embracing the Government intervention thereby making it easy for these goofballs to come in and push their agendas.
I say leave the powers with the SEC and instead of taking away their powers help them work towards refining their powers and process of regulating the markets to make them more effective. No Centralized Government!

Sound Off:

Do you feel that the administration is moving towards a socialistic policy? Do you think the SEC should loose powers and that the Fed should regulate certain parts of the markets?

GM = Government Motors

Wednesday, April 22nd, 2009

With the news of recent days that the Government is seriously recommend that General Motors (GM) be prepared for a real bankruptcy has been met with mixed reaction. Some think it’s a good idea, some think it’s a bad idea. Certainly, a GM bankruptcy would materially impact many aspects of the overall economy and, probably hinder the recovery (though of course most talking-heads in the media believe its all “priced in”).

At issue is the most recent news whereby the U.S. Government is considering swapping about $13 Billion in bailout money that was lent to GM for a majority stake is a stripped-down version of the company (a.k.a. the ‘good’ GM). If this were to come to fruition, then the bondholders of GM, who currently lay claim to about $27 Billion in GM debt, would be effectively blown out. Previously bondholders were offered a 90% stake in the new, ‘good’, GM though the Government’s stake would significantly reduce that as their [Government’s] idea is to reduce the debt structure of the company by the June 1st deadline imposed on GM to come up with a viable plan.

The proposals on the table also include splitting up GM into two entities; essentially a ‘good’ GM consisting of the less crappy assets (likely Cadillac and Chevy), and another ‘bad’ GM consisting of the poor quality assets. The Government believes that GM can accomplish this via a “surgical” bankruptcy in as little as two weeks.

The idea that the Government would come in and take such a large stake in the ‘good’ GM and effectively wipe out the bondholders is preposterous, and should not be allowed. This would effectively nationalize GM, and we would have Government Motors, at least until the Government would sell of its stake (as it claims it will once the new ‘good’ GM starts operating profitably). The problem with the latter is it would not happen for a long time.

What will likely come as a huge surprise to the Government is that their idea of a “drive-through-bankruptcy” will be derailed once the matter hits the judiciary circuit. The Government will not be able to directly control the process and, the existing bondholders will certainly put up a fight in representing their interests.

My problem here is that the Government’s role, while important due to the fact that taxpayer money is at stake, is not being supportive (though they appear they are), rather they’re being forceful and effectively putting the company and the bondholders between a rock and a hard place. First it was forcing out the CEO; now they’re [Government] is putting the pressure on the bondholders to roll over, and next, when (not if) the bankruptcy ensues they will place a tremendous amount of political pressure on the courts involved to expedite this issue in favor of the Government’s interest.

I believe the best idea for GM is to perform some “self-surgery”. Though it would continue to impact the economy, GM should cut down one step at a time all of their “toxic” components. This should be accomplished in a formal bankruptcy proceeding with the assistance of a qualified trustee who can work out the issues one by one. This idea that we can get GM through this “express” bankruptcy is ridiculous and will only result in more layers of complexity and prolong the overall process of bringing this company back. That of course, assumes it should be brought back. Remember when Pan Am and TWA were the largest airlines in the world?

Sound Off:
What do you think is the best option to restructure GM? Do you think the Government is right in the action(s) it is proposing to take?

“Lil’ Timmy O’Toole”

Friday, April 3rd, 2009


Secretary of the Treasury Timothy Geithner is perhaps the most timid, inarticulate, dull, sorry excuse for an administrative official I’ve ever seen – and I’m being gentle. Is it me, or does every time this guy get up to testify in front of the House Financial Services Committee he looks like he’s going to pee his pants? You would expect more from a man with a Bachelors degree from Dartmouth and a Masters from Johns Hopkins.

Lets not get carried away; Timmy (as I will refer to him from now on) has a tough job right now. Our country (and the rest of the globe) are in the midst of perhaps the most severe economic depression (there, I said it) that we’ve seen in nearly seventy years. Geithner is tasked with leading the way, and let’s face it; he doesn’t exactly have a group of rocket scientists behind him helping him sort through the mess. But he does not get a pass for the blundering he’s displayed to date.

The proposals he’s put forth regarding reform and oversight and regulation within the financial markets are dangerous and reek of Orwellian 1984-ish type control. Specifically Geithner’s proposals would affect large hedge funds, private-equity firms and derivatives markets by placing them under federal supervision. A new systemic risk regulator (hello Bank Czar?) would have powers to force companies to boost their capital or curtail borrowing, and officials would get the authority to seize them if they run into trouble.

This is utterly frightening. Obama has stated openly that we should not, “Govern out of Fear”; however, this is precisely what the proposals from Geithner are based on. The administration is betting on the fact that the American tax payer is angry over all the bailout mess (and believe me, they are, we are, everyone is!), but regulation and policy derived from anger and fear coupled with an excuse to expand Government into the private financial sector is not the answer.

Timmy’s proposals also call for intense scrutiny of executive compensation at financial firms, and look to analyze the risk certain institutions are taking and, if that risk is deemed to great then regulators could step in and stop it. All of these moves will stifle economic growth will lead to nothing but exaggerated risk aversion with everyone from the traders on the floor to the executives upstairs looking over their shoulder wondering if Timmy is there and if he’s going to ruin their party.

I’m deeply worried that Timmy Geithner is under qualified, over zealous, and inebriated off of the high he’s getting from being the chief money man these days and it will result in terrible fiscal policy, socialistic-like intervention and control, and trillions in debt that our grandchildren will being paying back long after we leave this earth. Someone needs to rein his leash in…

Sound Off:
Do you think Tim Geithner is doing a good job? Do you think Government intervention into the financial markets in the right thing to do?